vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

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tsarbucks:

Oh my god so I had a call from an unknown number and I just picked it up and said “Texas crematorium, you kill ‘em, we grill ‘em, how may I direct your call?” and the guy at the other end laughed into the phone for two minutes and then hung up. 

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jacksgap:

Finn and I went down and helped out at Abundance London last weekend. Its an awesome event that encourages the interest of fruits and plants in the city. I snapped some pictures of Finn getting stuck into some herb smelling. http://www.abundancelondon.com/

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jacksgap: @finnharries just won’t calm down..

jacksgap:

@finnharries just won’t calm down..

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